Sunday 22 April

Monday 23 April

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 Ralph:

Cantankerous.  Serious about the “mental” game.  Doesn’t suffer fools.  Has to have the last word and is right about everything.

Mabel:

Never worked.  Raised 3 kids.  Homemaker.  Bored.  Depressed and lonely.  Always trying new diets for her ongoing tummy problems.

George:

Jovial joker.  Suave and snappy dresser.  Proud to be the “James Bond” of the club.  Hates that he’s getting old.

Florence (Flo):

Go with the flow, Flo”.  Very easy going.  Meek.  Petite.  Agrees with everyone and happy to just let life happen to her.

Archie:

Puny.  Meek and mild.  Cheerful and enjoys a good laugh.  He’s Pam’s little Chihuahua.

Pam:

Flamboyant, colourful, loud and into Salsa and amateur dramatics.  Sings a lot and loudly.  Wears leopard print and drives a convertible.  Feels like a teenager.  Large, buxom, domineering and loves that Archie plays golf because it stops him from getting under her feet.