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Audition Dates/Times
30 January 2021
2pm-5pm
31 January 2021
2pm-5pm
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Required Characters
PETER HUNTER (Assistant Bank Manager) - Large Part
Peter is the lead character around which the whole story hangs.
He needs to be energetic and have a good stamina as he is on stage for virtually the entire play
Ideally a younger man – 20s to early 30s
FRANCES HUNTER (Peter's new bride) - Large Part
Similarly energetic, and also a large part
The actress should be happy to appear in limited clothing on stage
Ideally a younger lady – 20s to early 30s
ELEANOR HUNTER (Peter's mother) - Large Part
She is elegant and a snobby character and clearly resents Frances for marrying her son
Lots of stage time having digs and pokes at Frances, and quietly stealing several scenes
Ideally mid 50s upwards, however can easily played by a younger lady through from 40s up
BRIAN RUNNICLES (Chief cashier at the bank) - Large Part
Nervous and geeky character
Slightly put-upon character, but a large amount of work to do on stage
Ideally 20s to mid-40s
LESLIE BROMHEAD - Medium Part
Peter’s boss
Appears at first to be an ogre, but we see him mellow a lot
He has an eye for the ladies and takes no time to start chatting up Peter’s mother
Ideally – a man in his 40s upwards
SUPERINTENDENT PAUL - Medium Part
This character is the stock policeman character, but finds himself in several awkward situations
Can easily be injected with wit and enthusiasm
Ideal for an actor wanting a smaller part
Age is not important, but great character acting is
MR NEEDHAM (Bank inspector) - Medium Part
This character arrives in Act 2 only, and similarly to Mr Bromhead, he appears standoffish at first, but he later gets into all sorts of fun
Actor needs to be comfortable appearing semi naked on stage, and have the 2 ladies all over him at certain points
Age unimportant
SUSAN - Smaller Part
Susan is a prostitute
She can be played by any lady who wants to have fun and expand her part by acting up on stage and making the most of her time on stage (Act 2 only)
BARBARA - Non speaking role
Barbara is also a prostitute
Don’t be put off by her non-speaking role
She has a lot fun with Mr Needham, and though the part is small, she will steal the show for sure (Act 2 only)
She can be played by any lady who really wants to get stuck in to her role, and create lots of comedy with her body language and her actions on stage
DELIVERY MAN
Small part with limited lines
Can be played by any man or woman
Comes on a various points in the play
Perfect for anyone wanting to have a small involvement on stage, and help out more backstage